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Here it is boys. The moment you've been waiting for. Rifle bags and 26' calendars go live Friday. 

Your new favorite bag to put your rifle, shotgun, tennis racket, or favorite snack cakes in, is here along with the new 2026 calendar with all sorts of dope ass guns in it for you to goon to. 

All the info you need is below.

How this stock status will work: 

RIFLE BAGS WILL BE LIMITED QTY'S AND SHIP IMMEDIATELY. WHEN THEY'RE SOLD OUT, THEY'RE GONE. THEY ARE IN STOCK AND SHIP IMMEDIATELY. 

CALENDARS WILL BE LIMITED UP TO A CERTAIN QTY AND THEN PRE-ORDER AFTER THAT. BE QUICK IF YOU WANT THEM BY CHRISTMAS BECAUSE THEY GO TO A PRE-ORDER ONCE STOCK IS DEPLETED. THE IN STOCK CALENDARS WILL BE SHIPPING ALL NEXT WEEK SO LOOKOUT FOR SHIPPING NOTIFICATIONS.

KEYCHAINS ARE LIMITED BUT IF YOU ORDER A BAG, A DONUT KEYCHAIN IS INCLUDED. 

RIFLE BAGS: $250

• MADE IN THE USA

• High-denier, laminated Cordura construction--resists punctures and fraying

• Weather-resistant coating

• Covert look with a minimalistic design

• Oversized YKK Zipper with silent drawstring pulls

• Internal Weather Flap prevents dust and water intrusion if zipper is left partially open

• Robust, low-pile mil-spec velcro interior for pouches and adjusting position of stowage straps

• (6) Adjustable Stowage Straps included

• 28.5" x 9.5" x 4.25" Exterior dimensions

• The rifle bag was designed to fit perfectly inside a pelican 1615 air or a pelican 1650, but also fits in a vast array of other pelicans.

This covers just about everything you might want to know about the bag. They are made in the US. Cool as hell, and guaranteed to make the old dude at the Fudd range call you a sissy limbrel hoss. 

CALENDARS: $25

Again, these are limited stock until that is depleted and then goes to Pre-Order with typical lead times so grab yours quick. 

8.5"x11" (11"x17" when opened)

KEYCHAINS: $12

Pretty simple. It's a dope ass PVC donut keychain.