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  • 2025 Calendar

    2025 Calendar

    12.27 | 12PM CST **LIMITED QUANTITIES. READY TO SHIP** Calendars are back. Jot down your hair plug appointment or use it to track your ovulation. So this year we're doing a...

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  • Turbo Diesel 80 Series Land Cruiser Giveaway!

    Turbo Diesel 80 Series Land Cruiser Giveaway!

    11.22 | 12PM CST  WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED LATE DECEMBER THIS IS A PRE-ORDER AND WILL TAKE 3-5 WEEKS TO SHIP Pre-Order Ends 12.2 @ 11:59PM CST  We refurbished a JDM...

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  • Something Old, Something New Pre-Order

    Something Old, Something New Pre-Order

    10.25 | 12PM CST | DIRTY-KID.COM   We're running back some old designs we haven't done in awhile and also adding a new blank for a shirt and hoodie. Pre-Order Ends...

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  • Big Brother Pre-Order | 10.4

    Big Brother Pre-Order | 10.4

    10.4 | 12PM CST | DIRTY-KID.COM The moon is cheese The trails are chems The ATF is gay Pre-Order Ends 10.11 @ 11:59PM CST  THIS IS A PRE-ORDER AND WILL TAKE 3-4 WEEKS...

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  • DrtyKid x THF Collab

    DrtyKid x THF Collab

    8.30 | 12PM CST | DRTYKID.COM Labor Day Donut Pre-Order  Pre-Order Ends 9.2 @ 11:59PM CST  We teamed up with TacHuntFish to bring you the best damn shorts available. They'll be...

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  • Ported Vanta 9 GIVEAWAY

    Ported Vanta 9 GIVEAWAY

    8.9 | 12PM CST | DIRTY-KID.COM Pre-Order Ends 8.16 @ 11:59PM CST  THIS IS A PRE-ORDER AND WILL TAKE 3-5 WEEKS TO SHIP THIS IS A PRE-ORDER AND WILL TAKE 3-5...

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  • ATF IS GAY IS BACK FOR GOOD

    ATF IS GAY IS BACK FOR GOOD

    ATF IS GAY IS BACK FOR GOOD We've heard you feedback, and we've seen the cheap copies.  We want you to have access to the true original tee. We want...

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  • Good Friday Drop | 7.26

    Good Friday Drop | 7.26

    7.26 | 12PM CST | DIRTY-KID.COM   EVERYTHING IS LIMITED AND READY TO SHIP EVERYTHING IS LIMITED AND READY TO SHIP   We've got a bunch of limited paraphernalia for you...

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  • Vans Or Die Mac 10 Pre-Order

    Vans Or Die Mac 10 Pre-Order

    6.21 | 12PM CST | DIRTY-KID.COM "My pen's my Mac 10" Vans or Die  Pre-Order Ends 6.28 @ 11:59PM CST  THIS IS A PRE-ORDER AND WILL TAKE 3-4 WEEKS TO SHIP THIS...

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  • Summer 24' Collection

    Summer 24' Collection

    4.26 | 12PM CST | DIRTY-KID.COM Summer 24' Collection.  We decided to switch it up and run a whole summer collection of tees at once. Some old some new. However, these...

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  • Peppermint Patties & Banana Hammocks

    Peppermint Patties & Banana Hammocks

    4.19 | 12PM CST | DIRTY-KID.COM Firearms are fun, but they're even better when you're all hopped up on goofballs.  Pop in some Peppermint Johnny Zyns and dump that mag. ...

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  • DCU Cooler

    DCU Cooler

    4.5 | 12PM CST | DIRTY-KID.COM The DCU Coolers are finished and we're stoked to give them to you guys. Once again, the no name meme dorks are gonna tell you, you...

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