1.23 | 12PM CST | DIRTY-KID.COM
Mark isn't the only one that loves poaching.
We know there's a whole army of you out there.
It's a brand new year so we're bringing some brand new heat.
Tees | Hats | Hoodies | Stickers
Pre-Order Ends 1.30 @ 11:59PM CST
For the water swatters, spike droppers, and “wasn’t me” legends. The Dirty Kid Poaching Club tee features questionable ethics, and premium cotton so soft it almost makes your bad decisions feel responsible. Wack ’em, stack ’em, and keep your yap shut.
DK Poaching Club Tee | Cotton Collective SS Box - $40
DK Poaching Club Hoodie | ASColour Relaxed - $75
DK Poaching Club Hat | Canvas - $32
ATF Duck Tee | ASColour Classic - $35
For when the rulebook gets a little too thick. If you're stressed out, make questionable life choices, and believe that freedom is a mindset — not a permission slip. Read the regs, ignore the vibe, and stay dangerously average.
ATF Duck Hoodie | ASColour Relaxed - $75
ATF Duck Hat | Unframed - $32
Mediocre Shooting Club Tee | ASColour Heavy Faded - $36
For the shooters who miss a lot and talk shit. The Mediocre Shooting Club tee is for range days, bad groups, and even worse excuses. No sponsors, no trophies, just vibes — because being mediocre is a lifestyle and performance is optional.
BE ADVISED THESE ARE OVERSIZED AND WE RECOMMEND YOU SIZE DOWN
Mediocre Shooting Club Tee | ASColour Relaxed - $75
Mediocre Shooting Club Hat | High Crown - $32
DK Guns & Ammo Tee | ASColour Classic - $35
For when the rulebook gets a little too thick. If you're stressed out, make questionable life choices, and believe that freedom is a mindset — not a permission slip. Read the regs, ignore the vibe, and stay dangerously average.
DK Guns & Ammo Crew Neck | ASColour Relaxed - $65
DK Guns & Ammo Hat | Unframed - 32
DK BDR Division Tee | ASColour Classic - $35
For the elite marksmen of absolutely average performance. The Dirty Kid Mediocre Shooting Club tee is for bad splits, hot brass down your shirt, and blaming the sights every time. Big Dumb Retard Division — established 2021, still missing targets.
DK BDR Division Crew Neck | ASColour Relaxed - $65
DK BDR Division Crew Hat | Trucker - $32
Just Drill It Jig Tee | ASColour Classic - $35
For the engineers of questionable ideas that come with drill press ownership. The “Just Drill It” tee is for the guys who skip the manual, trust the vibes, and absolutely do not compromise on Step 4. One step closer to freedom… or court. Either way, just drill it.
DK Just Drill It Jig Hoodie | ASColour Relaxed - $35
Do As You Are Told Tee | ASColour Classic - $35
For when Big Brother won’t leave you alone. These are built for side-eyeing mandates, ignoring “guidelines,” and doing exactly the opposite of whatever the government just said. Perfect for questioning authority in comfort. Obey at your own risk.
Do As You Are Told Hoodie | ASColour Relaxed - $75
Small Sticker Pack | Vinyl Cut - $12
Vinyl Cut, Crisp as ever, and ready to slap on your homie's bumper. One of our favorite products and a staple here. The small pack.
Big Sticker Pack | Vinyl Cut - $20
Vinyl Cut, Crisp as ever, and ready to slap on your homie's bumper. One of our favorite products and a staple here. The big pack.
Sizing Charts | Pretty Straight forward
Simple but important that you take a gander at these. Some shirts need sized down. Check the charts.
